Dating Tips from a Nine-Year-Old
December 6, 2008
Came across this video this morning on my blogroll courtesy of Joshua Harris:
Couple of thoughts rolling around my head…
1. To Harper Collins (the publisher): How do you even entertain an idea like this? You must be scraping the bottom of the barrel for childrens books. How do you sleep at night? Have you no shame?
2. The last thing I want my son to do is take relationship advice from from a 9 year old. Seriously. It’s like recommendations from a single buddy about which girls to date (don’t do that…if the girl’s so great, why isn’t he dating her? Also, what the deuce does he know about finding a good girl. He’s still single). With that being said, I know some guys in their twenties that would probably benefit from this book….especially the part about not eating too much sugar and talking too much.
3. Just the thought that a 9 year old is even thinking about this kind of thing, let alone ‘write’ a book about it (I smell opportunistic parents) is disconcerting. When I was nine, I was too busy playing Cowboys and Indians in the backyard to be thinking about this kind of stuff. Besides, as far as I knew, girls had cooties.
4. Grace isn’t leaving the house until she’s 30.
HT: Joshua Harris